FUNNY Hindi SMS

Gadha kitna bekaar janwar hai,
Duniya isko nakara samjhti hai,
Magar is bechare ki himmat to dekho,
ye sms kitni ghor se parh raha h

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Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi rah ko chuno, piche walo ko age na jaane do aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge....
Ha ha ha ha

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Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.

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Plz Wait,I want to take ur Photo,SMILE Plz, Click, Got.... Developing.... Plz Wait..... Processing.... BHOOT ka kabhi photo ata hai kya?

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app roj roj samosa khaty ho kayun
Hunko aise jhooth mai bahlaty ho kayun
humko koi batlaye Roje kab se shuru hone wale hai
Hum karty hai navratri ka vart, wo to 4th Oct se shuru hone wale hai!!!

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arre kyu ho rahi hai yaha pe khane ki baate,
kyu nahin koi karte khana lane ki baate,
hum bhuke hai kabse, koi to de de khana,
door rakh ke khane ka box yu na karo hume satane ki Batte

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Nigahein nigaho se milake toh dekho, kabhi kisi ko apna banake toh dekho, milna chahenge sab log tumse, kabhi tum sabun se nahake toh dekho.

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Arz kiya hai...Mere mobile ko sukun mil gaya, khali inbox mein msg ka phool khil gaya, aapka sms tha ya kele ka chilka jise padhte hi mera dil fisal gaya.

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Mere dil jigar kidney liver ho tum,waqt bewaqt aaye woh fever ho tum,doob kar jisme mar jau vo river ho tum, mere jeevan mein ab toh forever ho tum

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Apni bholi si surat ka ik baar deedaar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahaan ab aur na intizaar de, phone mat karna aye zaalim magar ik miscall to maar de.

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Phir na simtegi agar dosti bikhar jayegi, zindagi zulf nahi jo phir se sanwar jayegi, jo khushi de tumhe thaam lo uska daaman, zindagi roke nahi hasske guzar jayegi

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Hasino ne haseen bankar gunaah kiya, auro ko to kya humko bhi tabah kiya. Pesh kiya jab shayari mein humne unki bewafai ko, auro ne to kya unhone bhi wah-wah kiya.
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Jab se tujhe jaana hai, jab se tujhe paaya hai, har dua mein tera hi naam aaya hai, taaki poochu ooper wale se -\"yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai.\"

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Apne inbox ko zara saja k rakhiye sabke sms ko zara hata k rakhiye,kabhi bhi aasakte hain hamaare VIP sms, inbox mein jagah bana k rakhiye.

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Bhai badal gaya zamana, nahi nahaye kya sharmaana, ab toh hai aapke paas readymade bahana.... do bucket paani ab rozaana hai bachana.